Quote for the Day

Written by Scott

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

PS Actually, I think Steven Seagal could take him. But just for kicks (pun not immediately intended), I’d like to see a national referendum to force a tournament between Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, plus that really huge Asian dude who seems to be in all of their movies. (Will find and post later. That big dude is Bolo Yeung).

Winner takes all of the internet “Chuck Norris” jokes. Plus bragging rights. As an added bonus, the winner will also receive 5 minutes in the ring with a politician of his choice.

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