Mental Constipation

Yes, you read the right. And while it’s a good hook to grab your attention, there’s actually a story behind it.

With the fam out of town, I’d been invited by Mama Lavender over to have dinner with her family. So I did…and it was yummy! Dinner, that is…I tend not to bite people.

Anyway, Maya (their dog) was described to me to not be too sharp, and during a conversation, Miss B described Maya as having mental constipation: she thinks, but nothing comes out.

Ok, so maybe it was funnier at the time.

Yes, you read the right. And while it’s a good hook to grab your attention, there’s actually a story behind it. With the fam out of town, I’d been invited by Mama Lavender over to have dinner with her family. So I did…and it was yummy! Dinner, that is…I tend not to bite people. Anyway,…

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