Solution to the Lead Issue!

A couple of days ago I posted about our wonderful lead problem.

Turns out, it may not be a problem–for me at least.
See, the radiological exposure I received back in the Navy (oddly enough, working with nuclear power) could actually neutralize any lead abundance in my system. Or turn it to gold, if the alchemy is right. Either way, sounds like a win-win.

PS Of course I’m kidding. Why do you even ask these things?Sheesh.