Reasons/Excuses of the Day

Still no Joshua. That said, below are a list of reasons/excuses why he has not yet arrived, which may be added to throughout the day. Feel free to add to the list in the Comments…I may incorporate.

1. He wanted to be fashionably late. Although 4 days is pushing that envelope…
2. Lost in translation: the meaning of the name Joshua is understood to be “Jehovah is salvation”, but ancient scripts recently uncovered (mere moments ago) suggest an alternate meaning: “He who tests patience”.
3. Because of his father, he is genetically predisposed to being a pain. But in a good way. Well, maybe except for this…
4. He wants to pay tribute to two of the best presidents of this country by waiting for the silly holiday that combines their birthdays.
5. Conversely, he has extreme concerns about the possibility of a Hillary presidency, and is developing contingency plans to stay in utero until 2012. You laugh now, but we may all be curled up in the fetal position if it happens…
6. Mommy, because she’d gained less weight with him, expected him to be a smaller baby that Sammy or Mika. He’s making adjustments to that expectation.

Still no Joshua. That said, below are a list of reasons/excuses why he has not yet arrived, which may be added to throughout the day. Feel free to add to the list in the Comments…I may incorporate. 1. He wanted to be fashionably late. Although 4 days is pushing that envelope…2. Lost in translation: the…