Taxes…
- by Scott
Don’t worry, I’m not about to become one of the tax-evading/tax-fighting wackos, but this little thing below I had to repost. Pay attention to the closing paragraph!
Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know,
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he is good and sore.
Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
“Taxes drove me to my doom!”.
And when he’s gone,
We won’t relax,
We’ll still be after the inheritance TAX!!!!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicles Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State adn Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, and had the largest
middle class in the world!
Don’t worry, I’m not about to become one of the tax-evading/tax-fighting wackos, but this little thing below I had to repost. Pay attention to the closing paragraph! Tax his land,Tax his wage,Tax his bed in which he lays. Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his cow,Tax his goat,Tax his pants,Tax…
Yes and you also had people starving to death, employers who could do as they liked to their employees with no consequences, old people thrown onto the scrap heap, and to hell with the poor.
Even if there was truth to your claims (rather than just the claims themselves), not one of those issues required government action, and may, in fact, have been resolved better without.