The Story of Princess Maggie and the Shiny Orb…

It’s story time folks, gather around.

Tonight’s story takes place in a quiet, semi-lit, somewhat magical place called a bedroom. In that bedroom was a little girl whom we shall call Maggie.

Now Maggie was the sweetest little girl in all the land, and she was adored by nearly everyone she met.

But the particular night of our story, she was supposed to be laying in her bed sleeping. But later as her older princess sister Leeka went into the room, she found Maggie not only not asleep, but in a bit of a predicament.

Little Maggie had taken a small, white, smooth, and shiny orb that the locals call an airsoft pellet and inserted it into her royal nasal cavity. Way up.

The king was quickly summoned, since the royal physician was in a remote village doing some sort of royal physician-type activity., and the Queen was visiting another nearby kingdom.

The king could see the orb, and prepared to extract it. But the princess, right as he was able to maneuver the instrument to grasp the orb, didn’t like the uncomfortable feeling…even more than the uncomfortable feeling of the orb itself far into her nasal cavity.

So the princess was stood up, and preparations were made for an alternative treatment. Shortly thereafter, she sneezed…but without much of any movement by the orb. With encouragement of the king, and without any official decree regarding dungeons or towers, she sneezed again.

And out the orb fell. Albeit it slightly slimy.

It’s story time folks, gather around. Tonight’s story takes place in a quiet, semi-lit, somewhat magical place called a bedroom. In that bedroom was a little girl whom we shall call Maggie. Now Maggie was the sweetest little girl in all the land, and she was adored by nearly everyone she met. But the particular…